SQOOOOOOOOOOZH

anderjak:

sqoozh:

aquariums aquariums aquariums aquariums aquariums

i want all of them

all the fish tanks for me

there are so many things i want to do

• 75-gallon, soil substrate, fuckton of plants, put all the fish from my 29-gallon in it - bronze cories, cardinal tetras, cherry shrimp, a rubberlip pleco, and an apple snail - and bolster the cory and tetra schools to levels upwards of twenty five each, probably way more.
• Take my 5-gallon hexagon with the assassin snails, put in a soil substrate, add a fuckton of plants, and keep those snails and some amano shrimp, maybe a third invertebrate.
• Redo the 29-gallon with soil substrate, a ton of plants, and some really big driftwood, and keep a sorority of seven female bettas all in different colors.
• Get a second 29-gallon, sand substrate, rocks and driftwood, and keep a Ryukin goldfish.
• Third 29, sand substrate, rocks and driftwood, with a blue lobster.
• 50 or a second 75, set it up so it’s half land, half brackish water, and keep Fiddler crabs and Mudskippers.
• 40 long, aragonite sand and brackish water, maybe plant it, and keep mollies and violet gobies.
• Second 40 long, sand and pebble/stone substrate, lightly planted, with two or three axolotls.
• Some giant thing full of coarse gravel and fake roots that spans an entire wall and has big-ass “oddball” fish in it, like arowanas and plecos.
• A POND

As they say in the fishkeeping community, the multi-tank bug has bitten me. I’ll probably just be keeping the 29 and the 5-hex through college, but the second I have expendable money, this hobby will consume me.

you realize of course that if we ever get like a house or whatever

you’re gonna go crazy with aquariums

and we won’t have anything in the house but aquariums, a bed, and a magnificently well stocked and equipped kitchen, right

you do know that right

#where’s all the vidya gaems gonna go

there are only so many spaces in a house with floors that are supported well enough to hold bigger aquariums

so the aquariums will go in very specific places

like a basement

and games will go literally everywhere else because you know the shelving emergency that is our lives